Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!Send to the men who need a laugh and women with a good sense of humor.Teacher Arrested At Toronto Pearson AirportA high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in. The day Shaun and I fucked, Shaun asked me to go to Palm Desert with him for a weekend I was thrilled. He obviously liked fucking me and he wanted more. I was full of lust at the thought of having sex with by Shaun again. When he called to postpone the weekend I was very disappointed.“ Hi Cindy, I had so much fun with you the other afternoon”“Oh thanks sweetie” I replied “ I had the time of my life, you are the best, really, the best” “ So are you, hey my parents decided to go to the Desert place this weekend so I have to cancel this weekend with you. I want to be alone with you when we go.”“Oh no” I was so disappointed “ I'm bummed, I was really looking forward to spending the weekend with you.” maybe it was better this way I though. I was still sore from fucking him. I did want to be with him anyway though.“ I'll call you and we'll reschedule soon OK?”“That sounds great, I'll look forward to hearing from you, OK sweetie.”“OK By beautiful” and he was gone.I told Lisa he.
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